Knock Knock *opens the door*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

shammmm is a lesbian.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Obamacare haters

what do u call a black person by his name

Why? Whats wrong?

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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