- Anti Joke

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What's clear and wet? water

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

whats a willy? -brock

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

the asian kid gets an F

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.