Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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E= McVagina

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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