- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

yo mama is fat shes fat

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What's the difference between a duck?

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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