- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

I ponder

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

knock knock how there me ok come in

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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