How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Penis.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

A black guy gets a job...

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Snarf Nuggets

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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