- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told you it would happen

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Jews

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Tell you something funny.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Nippies

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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