- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why is pi? Because circles.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why did the dog eat poop?

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.