A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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womens rights

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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