What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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full house

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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