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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Jesus was a good guy

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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