Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

A midget walks under a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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