Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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giddy goat

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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