Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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