- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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