How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Women's rights.

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Fox News.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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