A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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my shift key is broken1

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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