- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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