How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Knock Knock! Come in!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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