Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Romans rights.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A Irish man walks our of a bar

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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