- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Knock, knock. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

School

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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