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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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if you can raed tihs steence it menas you are ceelvr eugnoh to uendnrstad tihs: no sex cusaes dgdoy eeys

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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