- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

whats black and white? a zebra

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

I can Nazi

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

your mom died.

One time I masturbated by myself

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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