how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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