Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A mans opinion.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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