how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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knock knock go away

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Women's rights

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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