Ju... Just why?

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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hi

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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men's rights.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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