- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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