- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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