What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Your mama's so fat.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Basically copying you.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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