A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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the WNBA

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Mike tyson

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