Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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knock knock go away

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Women's rights

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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your mum

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