Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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That's what she didn't say

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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