Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Dance is a sport

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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"33"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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