Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Yes!

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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