Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

I LIKE TRAINS

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

say cheese

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Wanna hear an anti-joke?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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