- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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