Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Take this and put it- No.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Donald Trump

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Spread the net.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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