What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What's big and white?

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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