What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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