A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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