If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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