- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

What did the peanut say to the jelly

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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