Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Romans rights.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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