What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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