- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

How much Is a free app on my market?

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

Yeah right loser!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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