Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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AIDS

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Your mom is so fat...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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