- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Christians pornstars.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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