- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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