- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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