What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Dance is a sport

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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"33"

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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