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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

whats the best thing about polio...death

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Give me thumbs up!

Women's rights.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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