- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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