Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Nippies

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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