- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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