- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Womens rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Nippies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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