i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

say cheese

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Your mums a penis joke.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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