- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Okay, one second.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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