- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Penisland

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Lil Wayne

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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