- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Your mums a penis joke.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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