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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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