- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.