why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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hi

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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hot diggity dog

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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