what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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