What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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