roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

melon

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

You're welcome!

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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