- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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