- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Paper shield.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

What's big and white?

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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