- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why is pi? Because circles.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

the asian kid gets an F

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Your mom is so fat...

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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