Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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knock knock go away

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Women's rights

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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your mum

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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