How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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