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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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