- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Womens rights !

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