No, Trinidad.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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E= McVagina

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Harry Styles

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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