- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Yeah right loser!

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Where do you live? In a house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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