- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Jersey Shore

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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