- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

A midget walks under a bar

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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