Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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I would rape her

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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AIDS

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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