David Silberberg is gay

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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